Tried to play it for ... an hour? Two? **Shrugs.** Anyway, the tips of the fingers on my left hand feel really weird now - almost like blisters, which are so utterly not things I need more of, thanks. But I can now tune the thing (sort of) and place my fingers where they're supposed to be for a couple different chords. I've also semi-figured out ( Read more... )

I have a guitar.

I do not know how to play guitar. I do not understand guitar fingering or music. I do not know how to string or otherwise maintain a guitar.

Why do I have a guitar?

... This is one of those vast mysteries of the universe, I guess. Google, here I come.